Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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