I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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