Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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