I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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