yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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