: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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