I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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