Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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