I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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