And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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