so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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