i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
dude. I can hear the air.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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