upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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