he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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