Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
