I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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