Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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