The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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