I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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