tell your sister to shave her snatch
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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