it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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