This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I sprained my soul last night
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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