Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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