wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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