I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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