why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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