It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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