I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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