We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
No I am not eating basil off your cock
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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