Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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