We won't sleep together?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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