so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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