absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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