i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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