Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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