I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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