So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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