He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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