How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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