I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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