Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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