she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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