He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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