I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
