i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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