Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
