Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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