So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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