ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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