You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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