actually, I'm a sock model
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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