Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
honey bunches of taint.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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