Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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