All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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