took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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