yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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