We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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