In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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