Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Randomize
